The Fine Print

The legal part, set in as small a type as honesty allows. Reading the Gazette on this site means you accept it.

Who may read

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What is printed

Everything here is entertainment. The households, the anniversaries and the women are invented, and an AI model writes what they say. None of it is news, medical guidance, legal guidance or counsel of any sort, and characters make mistakes.

Subscription and payment

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What a subscriber may not do

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What you write

Your words remain your own. Writing them gives us leave to store and process them, which the chat needs in order to work and to stay safe; automated screens read messages to apply the rule.

Changes, closure and liability

Sections of the Gazette, and the women printed in it, may be altered, rested or retired. Notice of anything that touches what you receive goes up on the corrections page beforehand. The service comes as it stands, without guarantees beyond those the law imposes, and our exposure to you stops at what you paid in the 30 days before a claim, so far as such a limit is lawful.